Thursday, January 17, 2008
The Chinstrapper
So when did stubblebags start shaving their chinstraps into giant hockey stick formation? I’m still recovering from the shoelace look.
I haven’t seen a mug that stone-like since Sean Connery went flying around in a giant stone head in Zardoz.
Yeah, I said Zardoz. If you haven’t seen Sean Connery in Zardoz, this image should convince you that you haven’t lived a proper and full life until you have.
The two chorus line girls are Zamphiric Pan Flutes of budding hott. I would toast them over flaming marshmallows then munch on them lightly with a shot of port wine while dressed in cherry flavored edible underwear.
Which I look hot in.
