Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Dingo

So some 16 year old ‘bagling in Melbourne, Australia threw a party while his parents were away and it turned into a 500 person street riot. They trashed a bunch of cars, and then when they interviewed the kid on the news, he douched it up in style while telling the interviewer hott to essentially kiss his ass.

I can’t tell if this kid is a huge ‘bag or superstar. I’m erring on the side of superstar. Although there is a key douchal signifier. Check out the Yankee cap. Et tu, Aussies?

The blonde Kylie Minogue is the real douche in this interview. “Take off those glasses and apologize!” What’s she going to do next, hang him out the window like John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda?

Watch for the random cut to the naked guy running down the street: the greatest cutaway since the moon-eye splice sequence in Bunuel’s Un Chien Andalou.

The followup news report on our little Australian party ‘bagling is here.

# posted by douchebag1

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