Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Dreadlocks


Dreadlock #1: Yo man, I gots a fine busty Coors Light Blondie next to me who I thinks is naked!

Dreadlock #2: That’s nothin’ bro! I gots a fine brunette half-Indian hottie on my side!

Dreadlock #1: Yeah homes, she’s pretty sweet. But mine is sweeter, yo.

Dreadlock #2: Get outta town! Yours might gots the bigger boobs, homes. But mine’s got sexy Comanche hips!

Dreadlock #1: True dat. But yo, neither of us get to go home with ’em.

Dreadlock #2: Why’s that?

Dreadlock #1: Look at what we’re attached to. #81’s got no game. And besides, these girls are P.T.P. Paid to Pose.

Dreadlock #2: Not only that, but we’re weedy strings of hair that smell like patchouli.

Dreadlock #1: No kidding. I wish Enrico would wash us one of these days.

Dreadlock #2: You said it, bro.

# posted by douchebag1

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