The Dreadlocks
Dreadlock #1: Yo man, I gots a fine busty Coors Light Blondie next to me who I thinks is naked!
Dreadlock #2: That’s nothin’ bro! I gots a fine brunette half-Indian hottie on my side!
Dreadlock #1: Yeah homes, she’s pretty sweet. But mine is sweeter, yo.
Dreadlock #2: Get outta town! Yours might gots the bigger boobs, homes. But mine’s got sexy Comanche hips!
Dreadlock #1: True dat. But yo, neither of us get to go home with ’em.
Dreadlock #2: Why’s that?
Dreadlock #1: Look at what we’re attached to. #81’s got no game. And besides, these girls are P.T.P. Paid to Pose.
Dreadlock #2: Not only that, but we’re weedy strings of hair that smell like patchouli.
Dreadlock #1: No kidding. I wish Enrico would wash us one of these days.
Dreadlock #2: You said it, bro.
