Monday, January 7, 2008

The Lizard Scrote


Pouty, Bug Eyed, Tribal Tatted, Bling Adorned Morrisonbag may or may not be one of the lost members of 2007 Douchie Winning team scrotes, The Douche Platoon.

So instead I annoint him the oily heir to Jim Morrison’s Lizard Scrote.

He is Entitlement Foul.

Rich Kid Wrong.

But angelic swimsuit on the left offers hope. She is ice cream hott. She need not even have a face. Because I’m sensitive like that.

And those Polkadot Boobs on the right caused the Cuban Missile Crisis in ’62. Fantastic. Beautiful. Boobie.

So sit on that throne, Lizard Scrote, and enjoy your spoils. I’ll… uh… make fun of you. And grumble. And eat my Lucky Charms angrily.

# posted by douchebag1

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