Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Mannequin


Ever get the feeling wax mannequins secretly come to live and move among us, posing as humans?

I’m not talking that cheesy 80s movie with Andrew McCarthy and the slutty old chick from Sex and the City. I’m talking old-school Twilight Zone season-1’s “The After Hours” mannequins.

Think about it. If you were a waxen figure hoping to blend in with the larger human populace, how best would you accomplish that feat?

Why dressing up as a douche, of course.

# posted by douchebag1

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