Wednesday, January 9, 2008
The Midwestern 'Bag
A lot of people have asked me how you identify a Midwestern ‘bag.
Midwestern ‘Bags are clearly not as douchally refined as the ubersquats from ‘bag/hott cesspools like Dallas, Atlanta, Miami and L.A.
The key to pegging a Midwestern ‘bag is the hint of confusion and awkwardness that lurks within their attempts to douche it up.
They can’t quite get the hand gestures or hat tilt to proper affect. Their Kissy Lips don’t quite congeal to proper nauseating expression. And they have yet to master the ‘Bag Headbutt into their woman.
But they’re trying.
With the full corn fed effort of America’s heartland, they’re trying.
