Saturday, January 12, 2008
The Power Chord Hearts BJs
Creepy crimson 80’s Power Chord,who first appeared on this site back in October polluting one of the hottest hotts ever,The Queen Bee, is back.
I’m wondering if we should backdate his guitar strumming douchosity even further. Like late 1970s.
Hot tub sitting, 35mm porn watching, gold medallion wearing, EST enrolling late 1970s douche.
Clearly the Power Chord had a very merry Christmas. He almost looks like your wacky uncle here. Marginal douchosity, except for the shirt. At least be clever, Power Chord. Like “I Heart Captain and Tennille, Because I’m Old.”
Santa’s Elves can wrap my frankincense and myrrh while converting pagan holidays for mass consumption. They’re no Queen Bees, but they can still make the honey.
