Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Quartasian


To make up for the pain of that last clip, here’s some Phoebe Cates. Phoebe Cates cures all.

Many in the comments threads have been commenting on how being 1/4 Asian elevates an already luscious package of boobies to another plane of uber-hott. No truer words have been spoken, other than perhaps “douchebags smell like poo.”

So we celebrate the quarter-Asian hott, or what I’d like to term, the “Quartasian.” The most famous Quartasian has to be the luscious Phoebe Cates.

So we coin the term and enjoy the hott on a Saturday afternoon by basking in the perfection.

Savor this respite, for it will not last. The ‘bags are marching as we speak.

# posted by douchebag1

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