Thursday, January 3, 2008
Whale Squirts
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I love you Jenny Sue, Carol Anne, and Carol Anne’s older but still sexy Aunt Vicki-Mae.
I hate to break it to you three, but Zombies from the lost George Romero Classic, Night of the Living Whale Squirts, are cohabitating in your personal space.
Please dispose of them in a prompt and sanitary fashion.
By which I mean, kick them in the ladel soup nuts and dunk them in a vat of toxic waste. While I stare at Carole Anne’s perfect pale Cleavite and imagine the dancing UV rays forming its soft, faded pattern of spreading cloth material echoing through my nethers like a Taoist gong.
