Friday, February 8, 2008

Call of Doody


So if Luke Skywalker and Willem Dafoe in Platoon douched out a child, we can conclude one thing:

That child would love staring at boobies.

At what point in the evening did Captain Scrote decide not only to bust a mandana the size of a Buick, but also go shirtless?

And at that point, shouldn’t Sandra Bullock Cutie have run away screaming?

# posted by douchebag1

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