Friday, February 8, 2008
Call of Doody
So if Luke Skywalker and Willem Dafoe in Platoon douched out a child, we can conclude one thing:
That child would love staring at boobies.
At what point in the evening did Captain Scrote decide not only to bust a mandana the size of a Buick, but also go shirtless?
And at that point, shouldn’t Sandra Bullock Cutie have run away screaming?