Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Deep in the Scrote of Texas
Dallas.
Some call it a city in Texas.
Others, a cheesy primetime soap opera from the 1980s. Still others, Jack’s upstairs neighbor.
I call it one of the Five.
Along with Chicago, Miami, Las Vegas and the Jersey/L.I. Corridor. One of the originary Grieco Virus nexus points.
And so very, very poo.
