Friday, February 1, 2008
Friday Haiku
Pirate Janitor,
Basement electronic grooves,
Someone throw breaker.
Love in the basement:
An Aerosmith B-side song?
Or douchebag anthem?
— mr. white
Spears rehab pic
No wonder she got so sick
Greico infected now
— jonezy
salsa in basement
living la vida loca
chollo unafraid
— creature
Willing chunky bleeth
‘bag desperate for hard-on
Still prefers young boys
— the grateful douche
Almighty button
you fight and strain to restrain
douchebag’s potbelly
— douche mcallister
Electricity
Pirate wench loves the button
Keep it closed baby
— all your douche are belong to us
couldn’t get into club.
so what? dance in the alley.
take out the garbage.
— pfah
no bulge in his pants
for the bleeth humping his leg
douche favors wide stance
— newmans own balsamic douche
