Friday, February 1, 2008

Friday Haiku


Pirate Janitor,
Basement electronic grooves,
Someone throw breaker.

Love in the basement:
An Aerosmith B-side song?
Or douchebag anthem?

— mr. white

Spears rehab pic
No wonder she got so sick
Greico infected now

— jonezy

salsa in basement
living la vida loca
chollo unafraid

— creature

Willing chunky bleeth
‘bag desperate for hard-on
Still prefers young boys

— the grateful douche

Almighty button
you fight and strain to restrain
douchebag’s potbelly

— douche mcallister

Electricity
Pirate wench loves the button
Keep it closed baby

— all your douche are belong to us

couldn’t get into club.
so what? dance in the alley.
take out the garbage.

— pfah

no bulge in his pants
for the bleeth humping his leg
douche favors wide stance

— newmans own balsamic douche

# posted by douchebag1

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