Friday, February 8, 2008

Friday Haiku


Oh sweet Paola,
Frat dudes from Delta Tao Pi,
Not gangsters. Douche face.

angst is difficult
with your Dad’s Mazerati
valet parked outside

— the bag apple

Stupid grillz and teeth
Hott exchange student clueless
This is cool in Spain

— scrotebob douchepants

Satiny red hott
Don’t let metal teeth nibble
Or risk tetanus

— mr. white

grindle sniffing toads
ganstas! we’re black, you know it
padma lakshmi hott

— ‘bag lanta

Guy on right is mad
That hott is blocking her boobs
He wants his first feel

— the douche is alright

Just let the hott go
No one else needs to be Bagged
Paul Wall must be stopped

— burnsy

# posted by douchebag1

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