Friday, February 8, 2008
Friday Haiku
Oh sweet Paola,
Frat dudes from Delta Tao Pi,
Not gangsters. Douche face.
angst is difficult
with your Dad’s Mazerati
valet parked outside
— the bag apple
Stupid grillz and teeth
Hott exchange student clueless
This is cool in Spain
— scrotebob douchepants
Satiny red hott
Don’t let metal teeth nibble
Or risk tetanus
— mr. white
grindle sniffing toads
ganstas! we’re black, you know it
padma lakshmi hott
— ‘bag lanta
Guy on right is mad
That hott is blocking her boobs
He wants his first feel
— the douche is alright
Just let the hott go
No one else needs to be Bagged
Paul Wall must be stopped
— burnsy
