Friday, February 15, 2008

Friday Haiku


Jesus Bling and Tags,
Hair ripples like plastic grass,
On the field of ass.

lenny kravitz son
are you gonna go my way?
if so, i’ll punch you

— bcs

Brian Austin Green
90210 checks drying up
Initials B.A.G.

— marcos douchebagdatis

What is he wearing?
Is that Dice Clay’s old jacket?
Five bucks on eBay.

— mr. white

Mark of bag theory:
Testicles get chesticles
Teabag my head please!

— jonathan pompadour

Install tile all week
Pose hard with bartender hotts
Impress myself, Brah.

— bleethlvr995

In dungeon of douche
Gavin Rossdale wannabe
preys on mammaries

— jacques doucheau

Is that tobasco?
Also disolves forehead grease.
Go ahead, try it.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

traveling salesman
heads of hotts stuffed in man-bag
send me leads Glenross

— the ‘bag apple

Skunk, dog tag and cross,
throat punch pepe ladouche please,
give hotts my bus pass

— scent of a douche

boy band reject thought
his myspace fans were the bomb
til best two want cash

— newman’s own balsamic douche

# posted by douchebag1

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