Friday Haiku
Jesus Bling and Tags,
Hair ripples like plastic grass,
On the field of ass.
lenny kravitz son
are you gonna go my way?
if so, i’ll punch you
— bcs
Brian Austin Green
90210 checks drying up
Initials B.A.G.
— marcos douchebagdatis
What is he wearing?
Is that Dice Clay’s old jacket?
Five bucks on eBay.
— mr. white
Mark of bag theory:
Testicles get chesticles
Teabag my head please!
— jonathan pompadour
Install tile all week
Pose hard with bartender hotts
Impress myself, Brah.
— bleethlvr995
In dungeon of douche
Gavin Rossdale wannabe
preys on mammaries
— jacques doucheau
Is that tobasco?
Also disolves forehead grease.
Go ahead, try it.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
traveling salesman
heads of hotts stuffed in man-bag
send me leads Glenross
— the ‘bag apple
Skunk, dog tag and cross,
throat punch pepe ladouche please,
give hotts my bus pass
— scent of a douche
boy band reject thought
his myspace fans were the bomb
til best two want cash
— newman’s own balsamic douche