Friday, February 22, 2008

Friday Haiku


The pale globe sets ‘ere,
Hark! Aye, ’tis the douche-face lick.
Wrong. So very wrong.

Mama’s little boy
She’s given birth, something’s wrong
baby is a douche

— george dubya douche

dont look now hottie
but your ashtray’s licking you
put out smoke in eye

— bcs

Spider-man comic
Stenciled on this douchebag’s arm
Stan Lee is not pleased

— mr. white

hott – cigarette burn
to face best way to fight off
gene simmons douchebag

— summer’s eve satchel

wifebeater douche licks,
hot has pooch face, great hogans
I miss breast feeding

— douche bigalow

# posted by douchebag1

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