Friday, February 29, 2008

Friday Haiku


Smirks echo through time,
Like Jersey Girls past thirty,
Where’s the White Castle?

Jean Claude Van Douchebag
needs several kicks to his head
to release the hott

— kissy lips

Recedo Bagg’s Hott
Came from set of Price is Right.
He has overbid.

— jeffbagwell

Hair monster attacks!
Technicolor vomit dress.
But still, I like her.

— mr. white

when I was a child
I thought my Mom was crazy
recycled curtains

— the ‘bag apple

“i’ll take two beers, guy”
says ass-chinned, freckle faced douche.
i’ll take night train. now.

— bcs

no panties on hott
face frozen in position
douche signals his length

– ‘bag lanta

# posted by douchebag1

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