Thursday, February 28, 2008

He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks II


More scat poetry from He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks:

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I DON’T LIKE:

WHORES. girls that smell like s@#t. girls that fart in my presence. girls that pop a squat and take a piss. girls that pop a squat and take a piss AND then put it up on facebook. majority of brunette girls. annoying bitches. girls that don’t smoke trees occasionally. proper bitches that NEVER do anything dangerous. girls that don’t watch scary movies.

cops. snitches. girls that smoke cigarettes. crooked teeth. yellow teeth. acne. sand on my feet. sand on my genitals. sunburns. peeling skin. tarantulas. moles. girls with a lot of freckles. beauty marks..it ain’t no beauty mark bitch.

stretch marks. the distance of the ass to the vagina. hairy girls. hairy vaginas. beastiality. girls that only do missionary. ugly girls that think they are hot..bitch have you looked in the mirror lately???

eye patch. clams. hard unchewable steak. the words: “hot box”, “on dogs”, “wat a force”, “wat a scram”,”f@#kin a”, “boing”, “dayum”, “superman that hoe.” myspace advertising. private profiles. gay porn. soulja boy. flat asses. girls on their period. the bumpy region of the gspot. giant nipples.

sex <—-sometimes. hairy nips. ass crusties. rain in your hair when you have gel in there. the feeling of throwin up. the smell at the zoo. people fartin in the car. naive people. simple girls. stupid tv shows (i love new york..come on). horny ugly girls. fat horny girls. girls who don't stop callin me when we both know they are fat and ugly as s@#t. girls at clubs who just wanna "dance." ass zits. dandruff. ear infections. physical checkup…picture a 90 year old guy playin wit my balls….ya. overly gay guys. gay popup porn. 2nd round in sex with a limp dick. the word "jerkin." nicknames that don't make sense like "cheesy","da sit", "asap", "blunt", and many more. people who say money isn't everything. people who say money doesnt buy happiness.
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Now sure, I know what you’re thinking, “whatta douche,” but who among us doesn’t hate hard, unchewable steak?

# posted by douchebag1

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