Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Miami Mice


Miami Beach never looked so toxic.

And even though Cheekboned Platinum Hott is overly made up, borderline stripper and looks like she’d wreck my credit rating, I’d still listen to her whine about how some manager she met in South Beach isn’t returning her calls after they hooked up, just for the chance to buy her another 14 dollar mojito.

Because I’m a sucker.

# posted by douchebag1

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