Reader Mail
Horrid Crap writes in with the following picture and incomprehensible but somewhat genius email:
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Ok Ok I admit:
first is that I have a thing for asians, given where i live its a good thing too. Second off if that I used to produce club events, now I think that this probably puts me close to douche in most peoples books because of the way that most people in that particular profession come off to the world, very truthfully, as total and utter bagnoids.
My saving grace is that I am in the entertainment industry and mainly used it as a way to skip lines, anal bouncers and bar tabs, as well as have hoots at all the bags and nuzzle boobs with hotts, can’t be blamed really….
But what is now left in the rank and undernourished flappy scrote that makes up the Honolulu club scene is two-bit bag promoters, who put stansions outside of restaurants , throw in a marginal DJ and a couple of hotts for go-gos and try n charge you $20 Dollars to get in.
If that’s not bad enough , these viral idiots don’t even have the decency to understand that they are complete hosers and thus start assuming some big boy roll, lucky for you and fellow hunters like you, you can be secure in the fact that when i see them , just is thrown down in the town and they are thus I reminded of the shallow existence in which they wallow, scumscukin toe jam by birth bagglings that they are.
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Well said, H.C. At least I think.
And isn’t the “Rank and Undernourished Flappy Scrote” replacing the “Rutti Tutti Fresh and Frutty” breakfast at IHOP?
