Reader Mail
I’ve been getting lots of email from Australia, Canada and the U.K. about the spread of global douchebaggery, but add another country to the list. The Lion writes in:
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DB1,
This comes all the way from Johannesburg, South Africa… Unfortunately not that much Hott (a curious and sad feature of this city), but plenty plenty douche.
Disclaimer: I did not grow up in Jozi, and am repeatedly dismayed at the gross ‘baggery on display. I am lobbying my government for more regulation cultural globalisation. My first proposal is to ban the production or importation of white linen slacks.
— The Lion
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It is sad to see the spread of K-Fed Douchery to all corners of the globe, and on behalf of my country, I apologize. Although it is hilarious to see that “Douched Out Yankee Cap” reaches across all nations and border-states to create the universal sign for “scrote.”
Regulations do little to stop the insidious spread of the Douche Virus, Lion, but mocking helps. Be sure to scream “Duuuuuche!” when witnessing a hottie/douchey commingle taking place, like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
It doesn’t cure the plague.
But it helps.
