Saturday, February 16, 2008

Saturday Haiku

(just for the helluvit:)

Hark! The war is lost.
Culture dies not with a bang
But with shaven chests.

aldoushe huxley laughs
the brave new world has arrived
douchebag utopia

— newman’s own balsamic douche

Two ‘bags and a blonde,
and they deserve an award?
Reality bites.

— massengill

Guidos, Peroxide
Tequila menage a troix,
back to pedicures

— douche bigalow

I’d need a gallon
Of Cuervo Black to escape
This “reality”

— 23 skidouche

smurf-like cretins smirk
inflate a chest blonde zombie
i weep for the youth

— ‘bag lanta

# posted by douchebag1

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