Saturday, February 16, 2008
Saturday Haiku
Hark! The war is lost.
Culture dies not with a bang
But with shaven chests.
aldoushe huxley laughs
the brave new world has arrived
douchebag utopia
— newman’s own balsamic douche
Two ‘bags and a blonde,
and they deserve an award?
Reality bites.
— massengill
Guidos, Peroxide
Tequila menage a troix,
back to pedicures
— douche bigalow
I’d need a gallon
Of Cuervo Black to escape
This “reality”
— 23 skidouche
smurf-like cretins smirk
inflate a chest blonde zombie
i weep for the youth
— ‘bag lanta