Friday, February 8, 2008
The Double Sunglasser
I almost gave Scruffy Seymour Hoffman a “nottadouche” pass, but then I realized that not only is he wearing late night infomercial Blu-Blockers ™, but has another pair of sunglasses on the shirt.
One pair of dark sunglasses in the clubs is a stage one douchal offense, but two? Automatic douchification.
Pouty Rebecca Romijn O’Hottness has the expensive stare of a supermodel that says, Yes, I will love you. Now buy me the Prada.
And I would.
I would buy her the Prada.
