Friday, February 29, 2008

The Douche-Face


People often ask me, “DB1, how will I know the douche-face when I see it?”

I always answer with the same cryptic Zen response: You will know it when you know it.

It is not about the specifics of the face. Not simply a Ben Stillerian “Blue Steel.” It goes deeper. More sunken of cheek. More annoying of pout.

In the presence of the lei biting hott, the douche-face can reveal itself at a moment’s notice.

And when it does, be ready. To fling the poo.

# posted by douchebag1

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