Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Jersey Paradox


Here’s my problem with Jersey.

Even the good guys are douches. By all accounts, Largy McBulge here appears to be a relative decent dude. He’s unassuming. Has his arm casually around his hott. No obnoxious possession gestures. No douche-face.

But then you realize he’s wearing a combo earring + matching necklace, a ridiculously exposed muscle-t showing off the bulge, and the ripped 1980s jeans left behind on the set of Bon Jovi’s Blaze of Glory.

And it’s Jersey in a nutshell.

Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell is Dairy Queen Blizzard sweet.

With sprinkles.

# posted by douchebag1

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