Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Jersey Paradox
Here’s my problem with Jersey.
Even the good guys are douches. By all accounts, Largy McBulge here appears to be a relative decent dude. He’s unassuming. Has his arm casually around his hott. No obnoxious possession gestures. No douche-face.
But then you realize he’s wearing a combo earring + matching necklace, a ridiculously exposed muscle-t showing off the bulge, and the ripped 1980s jeans left behind on the set of Bon Jovi’s Blaze of Glory.
And it’s Jersey in a nutshell.
Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell is Dairy Queen Blizzard sweet.
With sprinkles.
