Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Mark of the 'Bag
People often ask me: “DB1, how will I know the Mark of the ‘Bag when I see it upon a douche’s forehead?”
And I answer: “Grasshopper, the Mark of the ‘Bag will make its presence known. Just look for the schlong-n-balls of forehead shine. The kit and caboodle. The beavis and butthead. Or, in some cases, a shlong-n-balls crossed with a Fender guitar.”
Even in cases where the ‘bag isn’t that douchey. As with Blue Satin Nipple, here, the Mark of the ‘Bag reveals inner douche.
Pouty Cheekbones can’t see the Mark of the ‘Bag. But we can.
She has the smooth polished skin of apple pie ice cream. I would drink her with a shot of rum and a confused Vegas car dealer named Tim who’s suffering from dementia and needs a place to stay.
