Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Torch


Think of it this way, Torch. At least you can see what’s in front of you and above you at the same time.

Flame on, indeed.

Huggy Blonde has perky truffle-like cheekbones that inspire Peruvian rats to spontaneously evolve into higher life forms with ambulatory thumbs just for the chance to woo her with picked berries from the tall trees.

What? Like you’ve never met spontaneously evolving Peruvian rats before?

# posted by douchebag1

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