Monday, February 18, 2008

The Tosser II


Yup. The Tosser is all sorts of wrong.

Throwing douche grenades in the club like a mixture of Kid Rock, Uncle Fester, Scott Weiland, and Warwick Davis in mid-battle pose.

Yeah, I just made a Willow reference. Because Ron Howard is an underrated directing genius.

And by genius, I mean frequently employed.

Pink has the meaty arms of delightful perfection. She gives angels inferiority complexes and makes old men curse the arbitrary years of their birth.

I would enroll in summer classes at Arizona State and help her study for her “Theater Design” course in a dorm common area just for the chance to sneak glances at the fingerprint residue on her iPod.

Then she would date a guy named Chip.

And I would dislike Chip.

# posted by douchebag1

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