Monday, February 18, 2008
The Tosser II
Yup. The Tosser is all sorts of wrong.
Throwing douche grenades in the club like a mixture of Kid Rock, Uncle Fester, Scott Weiland, and Warwick Davis in mid-battle pose.
Yeah, I just made a Willow reference. Because Ron Howard is an underrated directing genius.
And by genius, I mean frequently employed.
Pink has the meaty arms of delightful perfection. She gives angels inferiority complexes and makes old men curse the arbitrary years of their birth.
I would enroll in summer classes at Arizona State and help her study for her “Theater Design” course in a dorm common area just for the chance to sneak glances at the fingerprint residue on her iPod.
Then she would date a guy named Chip.
And I would dislike Chip.
