Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Tiki Wiki


Add army cargo pants to the “white belt” category of emerging 2008 douchal trends.

And yes, I see you, perky Lithuanian Princess in the white hat. You’ve been on the site before. But each time I want to tickle your inner thigh with a tiny ostrich feather and a satchel of licorice.

I also see you brought your friend with the belly button star-tatt. Kendra. The one majoring in “hair styling” over at Florida State.

You can bring her, too.

Just flush the muscle turds down the sink first.

# posted by douchebag1

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