Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tiki Wiki
Add army cargo pants to the “white belt” category of emerging 2008 douchal trends.
And yes, I see you, perky Lithuanian Princess in the white hat. You’ve been on the site before. But each time I want to tickle your inner thigh with a tiny ostrich feather and a satchel of licorice.
I also see you brought your friend with the belly button star-tatt. Kendra. The one majoring in “hair styling” over at Florida State.
You can bring her, too.
Just flush the muscle turds down the sink first.
