Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Bear Back


Watching this mugging is like seeing my sweet innocent Freshman year college girlfriend getting mauled by a bear at Yellowstone. On Youtube. With mocking sound effects.

If the bear smelled like Aqua Velva, Cheetos and a discarded packet of ketchup.

But what’s really confusing me is the bikini-at-the-bar look. Is this a shots girl? Or did she wander in from the next-door set of Saved By The Bell: The Unemployed Beach Years?

# posted by douchebag1

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