Friday, March 7, 2008

Eraserhead


When your hair follicles are larger than a ficus plant hopped up on Miracle-Gro it’s time to dedouchify.

I hate it when my ficus plants get all hopped up and go loco. They borrow my car, 50 bucks, then disappear for three days in Tijuana with a stolen credit card and a suitcase full of tequila and blow.

Stupid ficus plants. They need to lay off the Home Depot growth spray.

Oh sweet Jenny. Do not suckle at the cheek of ficus taint. You will only get dirty.

# posted by douchebag1

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