Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Flex n' Face

Here’s a new ‘bag maneuver — the simo face-suck + arm flex.

This is no easy ‘bag maneuver. It’s like chewing gum and walking at the same time. Or patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time.

Or being a heaping douche and a heaping scrote at the same time.

I feel oily just looking at this monstrosity. And not just because Kimmy is fondling his bits.