Friday, March 14, 2008
Friday Haiku
Flames pollute tiny hott,
Ghost of her ex-boyfriend haunts,
He does not approve.
k.d. lang is pissed
she inspired this douchebags looks
hang him by lip ring
— johnny scrotten
Tina from Jersey
Unhappy about her life
Can’t really blame her.
— Mr. White
zesty hott pouts lips
magnet for star finger douche
he can count to three
— ‘bag lanta
Emo fingernail
Too lame to paint all ten now
Punish hott with me
— BleethLVR995
Mom cries and she thinks,
“Where did I go wrong with hott?”
Bad daddy touches.
— “Old ‘Bag Eyes” Frank Scrotnatra
Does Fran Drescher hott
know that Conan O’Brien
is a flaming douche?
— Douche McAllister
Pouty face hott, rocks!
Shocker flashing rooster, not
Someone kill me now.
– Horton hears a douche
