Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Haiku

Flames pollute tiny hott,
Ghost of her ex-boyfriend haunts,
He does not approve.

k.d. lang is pissed
she inspired this douchebags looks
hang him by lip ring

— johnny scrotten

Tina from Jersey
Unhappy about her life
Can’t really blame her.

— Mr. White

zesty hott pouts lips
magnet for star finger douche
he can count to three

— ‘bag lanta

Emo fingernail
Too lame to paint all ten now
Punish hott with me

— BleethLVR995

Mom cries and she thinks,
“Where did I go wrong with hott?”
Bad daddy touches.

— “Old ‘Bag Eyes” Frank Scrotnatra

Does Fran Drescher hott
know that Conan O’Brien
is a flaming douche?

— Douche McAllister

Pouty face hott, rocks!
Shocker flashing rooster, not
Someone kill me now.

– Horton hears a douche

# posted by douchebag1

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