Friday, March 21, 2008
Friday Haiku
Could it be? It is.
He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks,
Dollar Signs, Not White.
Ice cold juggsicles
Divert my attention from
Pimple-faced wigger
— maximum overdouche
He Bangs Bitches is
attempting to impress with
boobs of his sister
— anonymous
Girl is opposite
of tough, unchewable steak.
She’s super tasty.
— douche almighty
Repeat. I am douche.
Patrolling girls dorm for prey,
Chesty hott sprays mace.
— ‘bag lanta
Balding,baggy eyed vampire boy,
Blondies boobage too big,
Casket won’t close
— Marcos Douchebagdatis
