Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday Haiku

Could it be? It is.
He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks,
Dollar Signs, Not White.

Ice cold juggsicles
Divert my attention from
Pimple-faced wigger

— maximum overdouche

He Bangs Bitches is
attempting to impress with
boobs of his sister

— anonymous

Girl is opposite
of tough, unchewable steak.
She’s super tasty.

— douche almighty

Repeat. I am douche.
Patrolling girls dorm for prey,
Chesty hott sprays mace.

— ‘bag lanta

Balding,baggy eyed vampire boy,
Blondies boobage too big,
Casket won’t close

— Marcos Douchebagdatis

# posted by douchebag1

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