Friday, March 28, 2008
Friday Haiku
I’ll have a White Russian,
Send back the White Douchebag.
But leave Natasha.
chippendale’s flunky
take your striped hair and bad tatts
sell shots to tourists
— johnny scrotten
Gladiator douche.
He is so glad he ate her.
Excuse the bad pun.
— douche mcallister
i am lord gorgon
from the planet doucheymus
these are my space whores
— bcs
Billy Idol smirk
But in the midnight hour
She does not cry “more”
— mr. white
skunky haired douchebag
macks on cocktail waitresses
call security
— scrotisserie chicken
Two women from the future.
Need men to keep race going.
Extinction inevitable.
— Marcos Douchebagdatis
