Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday Haiku


I’ll have a White Russian,
Send back the White Douchebag.
But leave Natasha.

chippendale’s flunky
take your striped hair and bad tatts
sell shots to tourists

— johnny scrotten

Gladiator douche.
He is so glad he ate her.
Excuse the bad pun.

— douche mcallister

i am lord gorgon
from the planet doucheymus
these are my space whores

— bcs

Billy Idol smirk
But in the midnight hour
She does not cry “more”

— mr. white

skunky haired douchebag
macks on cocktail waitresses
call security

— scrotisserie chicken

Two women from the future.
Need men to keep race going.
Extinction inevitable.

— Marcos Douchebagdatis

# posted by douchebag1

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