Friday Haiku II
(that last pic was too ambiguously tranny, so I’m deleting it and lets Haiku this ‘bagling instead)
Suburban gangsta.
Top button only, so cool.
Sue thinks, “frat rebel.”
he affects this look
studies mirror; adjusts just so
“Look how cool I am.”
— cleopatra
Who you tryin to
get crazy with Esse? Don’t
you know I’m loco?
— pfah
bangs bitches. Re-read.
tough, unchewable steak
bangs bitches. Re-read.
— jonezy
Mandana hides grease
Cannot hide the fact that he
Still lives with parents
— anonymous
southwest slim shady
poses with a hott next door
at the baptist church
— newman’s own balsamic douche
Batman producer
Hired to take this snapshot
Why on an angle?
— ol’ dirty douchebag
He rules his kingdom
The Short Hills Mall parking lot
I got da juice, yo.
— mr. white
Rarely caught on film.
See the rare suburban breed?
Honky nerd cholo.
— douche vader
No Snoop Dogg “G” here
No Sensual Seduction
You are ludicrous
— vacuum cleaner bag
