Friday, March 7, 2008

Friday Haiku II


(that last pic was too ambiguously tranny, so I’m deleting it and lets Haiku this ‘bagling instead)

Suburban gangsta.
Top button only, so cool.
Sue thinks, “frat rebel.”

he affects this look
studies mirror; adjusts just so
“Look how cool I am.”

— cleopatra

Who you tryin to
get crazy with Esse? Don’t
you know I’m loco?

— pfah

bangs bitches. Re-read.
tough, unchewable steak
bangs bitches. Re-read.

— jonezy

Mandana hides grease
Cannot hide the fact that he
Still lives with parents

— anonymous

southwest slim shady
poses with a hott next door
at the baptist church

— newman’s own balsamic douche

Batman producer
Hired to take this snapshot
Why on an angle?

— ol’ dirty douchebag

He rules his kingdom
The Short Hills Mall parking lot
I got da juice, yo.

— mr. white

Rarely caught on film.
See the rare suburban breed?
Honky nerd cholo.

— douche vader

No Snoop Dogg “G” here
No Sensual Seduction
You are ludicrous

— vacuum cleaner bag

# posted by douchebag1

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