Tuesday, March 4, 2008

He Only Did That Face to Make U Look Better

Behold the hypnotic dark eyes of a perfectly formed Army Hott, about to get mauled by your standard issue Private Pile.

She has slip-n-slide legs of waterslide perfection.

I would revert back to nine years old, take a running leap, and slide across her legs in my “Pac Man Fanatic” t-shirt.

Then I would quietly hump her toes.

But enough of my desires to hump her toes. Here is the subsequent conversation on Facebook:

(Click on it to enlarge)

Hott’s line: “Once again… LAME” sums things up nicely.

# posted by douchebag1

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