Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hottie/Douchey Inversion


Like a radioactive isotope suddenly decaying into an inverted field, here is pictured the rare Hottie/Douchey combo in which hott has fully absorbed hand gesturing asswipery to the point where she overtakes the douche’s douchewankery, while still maintaining the Hottness.

I have no name for this.

She isn’t Bleethed on any visceral level, but her douchebaguette radiates from within. And yet her perfect pouty lips of pout call to me to lightly dust them melted candy corns and make Hott Cookies.

But that hand gesture.

It’s like watching the Mona Lisa cop a squat and take a dump on the floor of the Louvre.

# posted by douchebag1

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