Monday, March 3, 2008
My Grammy's Glasses
I felt bad when my 82 year old grandmother, living in Ft. Lauderdale, lost her glasses while eating at the Early Bird Special at a diner in Margate.
Grammy was very upset. She loved those glasses. She wore them to every half price movie theater in town.
Little did I know they’d turn up on a wristdana’d white scarfed Ricky Martin tool, livin la vida scrota.
Sorry, Grammy. But it’s best to let the glasses go and buy another pair.
I hear Rite Aid is having a sale.
