Monday, March 3, 2008

My Grammy's Glasses


I felt bad when my 82 year old grandmother, living in Ft. Lauderdale, lost her glasses while eating at the Early Bird Special at a diner in Margate.

Grammy was very upset. She loved those glasses. She wore them to every half price movie theater in town.

Little did I know they’d turn up on a wristdana’d white scarfed Ricky Martin tool, livin la vida scrota.

Sorry, Grammy. But it’s best to let the glasses go and buy another pair.

I hear Rite Aid is having a sale.

# posted by douchebag1

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