Thursday, March 27, 2008

Nighthawk

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Sly Stalloon isn’t the worst ‘bag out there. Sure he’s got the touch of chin pube, and the unbuttoned shirt reveal. But he seems more like a stage 1 or stage 2 doucheface. Nothing too offensive, but still mildly annoying.

Like having to eat at the Olive Garden.

It may not be good, but you usually don’t get that sick either.

I do like little Asian Soup Dumpling. She’s a compact package of to-go deep fried hottness, sweet and sour and ready to serve, with no MSG, and a fortune cookie surprise.

And if you think comparing her to Chinese food is demeaning, just be glad I didn’t go for the chopsticks allusions.

But I’m still crabby since I got busted for parking my car in a handicapped zone.

# posted by douchebag1

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