Friday, March 21, 2008
Popozao Turns 30
Yes, Kevin Federline, the Typhoid Mary of Hollydouche, turns thirty years old today.
This is sort of impressive. Maintaining cultural puke status for such a long period of time demonstrates an almost supernatural ability to be a heaping serving of worthless whitetrash jello pudding pop.
You are an energy suck of all that is worthwhile after five millenia of human development, Federbag. You make me itchy. And not in a good way.
And yes, Paris Hilton is a ball of douchebaguette on her own. Together, these two make me want to spray Lysol into my eyes while scrubbing my crotch with a wire brush.
