Thursday, March 13, 2008

Swifferhead


It’s not that I want to make fun of the model for the official Swiffer Junior Dust Remover ™, which you can get now for three easy payments of just $19.99.

It’s that I have to.

Because this perky Quartindian with the cherubic cheeks calls out to me to read her Rushdie novels by candlelight while massaging her upper neck area with chicken fat and drooling on her boobs like a brain-damaged arthritic Nun.

# posted by douchebag1

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