Thursday, March 6, 2008
Tarzan the Brick?
Is this January’s HCwDB Weekly Winning couple, The Brick? He of the Yellow Spandex, she of the curvy port wine legs?
I can’t tell. He’s in disguise.
And by disguise, I mean has the landing strip chin pubes that is now, officially, the de facto douche facial hair pattern of 2008.
She remains drinkably pure, in perfect segmented soft serve ice cream chocolate dipped goodness. I would sacrifice an Osmond to Ganesh just for the chance to dye her silks for trade on the Italian prosciutto market in Lintz.
