Sunday, March 16, 2008

The Eagle Has Handed


It’s a lazy Sunday.

Which means one and only one thing.

I’d spend the rainy season camped out under papaya leaves weaving tapestries out of straw to exhange for coin to ride a merchant ship heading for the Ivory Coast just for the chance to briefly meet the child laborers who helped sew her Victoria’s Secret bra in a sweatshop.

Which is my roundabout way of saying fantastic adult play pillows.

And lame wrist-strap, Eagle Douche.

# posted by douchebag1

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