Thursday, March 6, 2008
The Meatrix
Keanu Pimp’s got that assploding hair, ‘bag hand gesture and wristdana, all certifying him FDA Choice Scrote.
But that doesn’t tell the whole story. The true distortion of reality that allowed him to pull Blonde Real Doll (and her two best friends).
It’s gotta be the power of the Meatrix.
Hang up the phone, 80s Penthouse Hott. This red pill isn’t worth the trip.
