Saturday, March 15, 2008

The Pro


It’s not easy being a professional douchescrote. Having your very living dependent on a ridiculous hair style and a watch that is very, very silly.

Sure there are the perks. The PTP hotts. The free membership at CostChoad.

Now I know what you’re saying. And yes, we do grant certain exemptions to Musicians/Rockstars to douche it up. The general rule of thumb is if you’ve had a top 10 hit in the past five years and your last name is not Mayer, you’re allowed 3 Stages of Douchitude Without Mock. And rumor is this is a rock guy, so if true, perhaps there is some forgiveness.

Then I consider how I’d like to nibble on a Cuban sandwich with a side order of fried plantains lightly sprinkled by her sweat after a workout on the Stairmaster5000, and stamping choad on the dude’s forehead is requisite.

# posted by douchebag1

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